In this time of uncertainty we can only hope to distract ourselves from more important work by being whacky and weird. Whacky and weird get's Likes and Shares and whatever the kids are calling perceived popularity today. Are you a per-par person? Or are you a Superstar!?! Influencer To The Stars! That's what you want to be. Like all of Oprah's recurrent guests. That's what you want to be! Now, all you need to do is Take It! Imagine the world as you want it to be, and if you concentrate on it, you want it so badly that you'd do anything for it, you have found The Secret! Oh, wait, someone else already did that one. Sorry. If you don't come to my seminar, you deserve to be broke my friend!!!
Now, you're probably wondering how any of this has to do with my sister, right? Am I right!?! I knew it the whole time!
It's all about HairShare.com. She came up with this great idea for a business renting wigs! I kid you not!!! The idea is to set up a service where women rent wigs for the night, by the week... They can bring them back, and if the wig's in good condition upon return, you can choose another one and get a discounted rate! It's the best idea she's had all year. I congratulate her on her efforts. To donate hair, or to find a HairShare near you, go to HairShare.com or find a 404 near you.
Final word. Fuck
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