So.. last night my sister got all pissed off about this caroanvirus thing and was mostly pissed that she was unable to buy any Corona beer at the local market because they've stopped selling it because of the name.

So she gets all pissed off and drives over a thousand miles to Tijuana, Mexico in an all out rage... God only knows why she didn't just drive up a few miles to Canada where restrictions are a little more relaxed.

So she went down there, and called me from a Mexican jail to come pick her up. I'm gonna have to get a Paychex loan at 24 percent, but I'm sure she'll pay me back. I do loves my sister!

Anyways. She kicked some Mexican ass in jail and is on her way home. I think we're gonna smuggle a few thousand M95 masks and surgical gowns for the nurses in her local area. Thanks. Sis! See you soon!!! Love yoy!!!