Friday, December 7, 2007

She Loves Vodka and Coke

This is my sister in 1994 just before she shot up the I Love Lucy set on the Universal Studios Tour with her brand new, right out of the box, Smith & Wesson 9mm polymer-framed semi-automatic pistol. These awesome military & police weapons hold a 23+1 clip, and DAMB! That bitch used every fucking one of em rounds on dat set! If Dezy wasn't dead already, he sure as fuck is now!!! Talk about Scary! That's Scary Sherylee! Luckilly, no one but the mannequin stage props were hurt, and big bad Sherylee wasn't arrested... Thank GOD! Somehow, Universal Studios worked the scene into their show and played it off as part of a planned live performance in order to avoid any negative publicity that might scare off tourists.

But we all know the truth, now don't we... Universal Studios actually asked her if she would consider becoming a permanent performer in the show, however, after being asked to submit to the standard drug screening process, she declined stating personal privacy issues and violations to her sum'm 'r other amendment rights 'n shit. Well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, and joke 'em if they can't take a fuck! That's what Sherylee always says... Don't piss her off!!! She's packin' a whole lot a whoop whoop, whoop ass in them jeans!!!